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Are you Ryan's Ideal Girlfriend?

Jan 23 2008 / Wednesday

So, it's obvious you girls love you some Sheckler; however, if you're "relationship" is ever going to progress beyond fantasy daydreaming and obsessive blogging slash commenting, you probably need some reciprocity. Start by checking out Seventeen Magazine's February issue wherein Ryan talks about his ideal girl...
ryan sheckler seventeen magazine


50 Comments Are you Ryan's Ideal Girlfriend?

  1. Ha ha ..umm I'm the 1st person to sign this but I have something to say...

    [leanne][!]
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  2. umm dude ur cute n all n yea thats how sum of my friends are but likk my friends n other ppl that kno me kno that nothin puts me down i always have a smile on my face so yea!!!

    mariah
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  3. man, what a douche.
    that sheckler kid is a poser that happens to have skills.
    skateboarding does not make you a skateboarder, just like riding a harley does not make you a biker.
    ryan, you are and always will be a total tool, and will never be a real skateboarder...
    just a whore for mtv, 17, or whoever else feels like using you for profit that week.
    may your fame be short lived.

    mntrs
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  4. yeah whatever you say kid. Ryan Sheckler is the coolest person in the world so you bette shut up. Okay so I don't acctually know him and know THIS but he seems cool. And Ryan; you should totally make me your girlfriend. I'm on the varsity golf team at my school! :)

    Shap
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  5. yeahh well i dont really know all about ryan but he sure is cute!!! it would b nice to meet him. im trying to learn how to skateboard but need to practice more......i like skateboarders!!!! =] id like to have someone teach me how to but i only know a couple of people but one of them is my x and i dont really talk to him.... but ill hopefully find some1 who can teach me some tricks!!!!

    caitlyn
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  6. Ryan Sheckler is officially the worst thing in skateboarding. Make your money and get out. Every other professional in the world could give a crap, skills or not. You've been groomed to make money for lots of people. May you roll your ankles every day and lose you teeth in short time. Asshat.

    Tommy Scheckler
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  7. hurry up and boot sheckler off etnies, malto's the future and is better than ryan in every way (except for acting like a jock and crying at skateparks)

    sheckler, you're a joke, i hope you one day look at yourself in the mirror and realize that.

    cryan shecklar
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  8. fuck your a wanker go home and cry

    anti shecklar
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  9. i hope your next girls friend reveals herslef to be a guy

    and shap your dumb for wanting shecklar, he is obviously the biggest jock and a half. he must be removed from society

    qwerty
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  10. sheckler is the biggest fucking tool, i mean come on, who the fuck gets there name tatooed on there back. go fucking die sheckler.

    cool girlfreind
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  11. what a douchbag. look what skating has become...

    :(
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  12. i cant believe this dork is on a team with dudes...dill, arto. christ...what the fuck is going onnn

    whatthef
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  13. sheckler should do a 10deep ad.

    jammy
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  14. Like Ryan Sheckles is sooooo cute. Look at his tan and his hair cut hes just soo perfect for me. Hes just the skaterboy of my life. OMG I would kill to have this boy.

    Collin Crotta
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  15. these comments make me laugh

    jerk
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  16. this kid is such a clown, a fucking corporate robot. Suck it you tit.

    shecklers a CUNT
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  17. all u guys suck sheckler's kool

    kristine
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  18. dude i could be all that i also like to skate board a im also flexible and i goof of a lot to and i dont sit around i love you soo much bye

    judith
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  19. hi ryan you are the coolest persone i have ever met and insted of dating vanessa you could date me all the boys in my school arent as hot as you so if your free well so am i and im every thing you whant be to be

    thalia
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  20. this guy totally sucks. everyone hates him and he should jump off a 15 story building.

    thanks

    hank
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  21. ok guys ang girl i realy dont think ryan sux but of course i woud say that im a girl who thinks hes hot but honestly i dont think he is a sellout because apperently he wants to skate and just be normal ok as 4 him not being a good skater that is untrue i no a lot about skating even is i cant do a kickflip 2 save my life i still respect the sport i dont care that much on wat u have to say and i dont think your jelouse its just the way u feel but me i like ryan so say somthing about that

    nikkiuwant
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  22. think about it mostly only guys are hating on ryan and the girls love him 2 death mostly cause he hot and that probibly goes 4 the guys 2 just stop hateing him ok

    nikkiuwant
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  23. fuck sheck !

    ludwig
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  24. I want to have his babies.

    Jon Holmberg
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  25. w.e this is kinda gayy.. but hes a sickk skater so it makes up forr ittt

    heyy i wouldnt mind if i had every girl wantingg me.. hes got both.. being a legittttt skater and every girl wants him. not badd

    john kelly
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  26. omg ryan sheckles is soooooo delicious. i want his dik to be in me now!!! ryan, if you get this i want to tell you that im a desperate sex-monger and i would do anything to be with you. omg the very thought of you is making me horny. i live near the forest so we can make a cool porno together out in the wild. it should be called "backdoor sheckles." omg that would be the best ever!!!

    Jack Bannon
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  27. Dear Ryan,
    My son adores you. He has posters of you all around his room. He's such a faggot. Would there be anyway for you to be able to fondle his small D or just call him your slut?

    Mrs. Holmberg

    Pam Holmberg
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  28. Noooo! Stay away from my MAN, Jon. I'm his real slut, omg, I just got a tattoo on my dik that states "Ryan Sheckles' tool." Yummm, the thought of Ryan Sheckles made me so hungry I want to drain his ammunition. Please, Ryan, I would do anything to earn your big yummy cock.

    Jack Bannon
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  29. Guys Guys, Please stop fighting. Everyone already knows that I am the man for Ryan. I just wish he could pork me in the butt one day, I'd be ready for it too. Jon Holmberg already knows this because he was the one who gave me some practice last night.

    Wyatt Hershon
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  30. Hmmmm Hmmm You know how to be a real naughty boy Wyatt. ;)

    Jon Holmberg
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  31. Posting under a false name and or using vulgar/rude language will get you banned from the etnies website.

    Administrator
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  32. wtf man this shit is gay and perverted

    MCJROTC 1st Lt. Cofer
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  33. Sad thing is that you guys seem to think skateboarding is a "lifestyle", but it's really just an activity, a sport, with an industry and a product around it.

    Anyone who rides as good as Sheckler is a "real skateboarder", how the hell can't he be? The kid has been riding since he was a little kid. He'll still be winning contests long after you've moved on to weed and souping up your Honda.

    It's too bad all you thugged-out idiots are too busy bailing switch heels down that 3-stair to see that this is good for the skateboarding business!

    Sassy
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  34. Here's a "stat" for you....

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fuck this guy. What an embarrassment to skateboarding. Dude belongs on a Hillfiger ad.

    My only consolation is that most of the chicks that dig him clearly have shit for brains and juicy fruit butts.

    Neil
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  35. OMG...I think I am his perfect girlfriend! Oh wait, i KNOW that I'm his perfect girlfriend! I just wish he knew it!

    Aileen
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  36. Fuck Ryan Sheckler

    Cameron Smith
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  37. Sheckler sucks! Just check this poll:

    most hated 'MTV skater'

    Ryan Sheckler 61% (615)
    Bam Margera 29% (296)
    Rob Dyrdek 10% (97)

    source: http://www.xtreme-net.org/polls/118

    name
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  38. hahaha clearly, clearly all the girls that are upping him on this comments board have shit for brains. sure he's a gnarly skateboarder, but he was a fucking square before he got a tv show, and now he is possibly the biggest vagina on TV.

    i mean, getting your own tv show fucks with your life for sure. you become inhuman in front of a camera.

    i hate to say it, but i predict sheckler is gonna fuck up somehow and get all his sponsors to drop him. everyone gets some bad publicity, but he's walking on the tight rope of present-day fame. a vase that can be shattered just as fast as it was thrown

    JESSE
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  39. Ryan for get all these BITHES cuz I stell LOVE YOU!

    AM THE BEST
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  40. Ryan like I said am learning to skate and would love to meet you & for get you BITCHES!!!!!!!!

    AM THE BEST
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  41. Uh, Ryan is like the best skateborder in the world. He is also the sessiest. Im in love with him

    hmm, <3
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  42. I luv ryan to see his muscles gooood

    grrl
    Posted: 6 years ago,
  43. hey i am a girl & ryan i can see hella gurl luv u & guys hate on u but u should skate be cuz its the best sport ever u hav skill but u don't want 2 be the best u jus want the money there are hella skaters dat would luv 2 hav the natural skill u hav dont be a sale out im a girl & i skate and i would do almost anything to be as good as a pro u should rreally check ur self & get back in touch wit the fans like the other pro's do idk if ur even going to read dis but good luck

    SK8 LIFE
    Posted: 5 years ago,
  44. poop is good

    shitty nitty
    Posted: 4 years ago,
  45. what year was this published in?

    missa
    Posted: 4 years ago,
  46. I LOVE Ryan, and it tiny to read but i read it! He is an excellent skater and i've loved him for,FOREVER ever since ever watched 1 of the 1st " Life Of Ryan!" I just hope WHOEVER he gets better treat him right and stuff cause they DON'T understand HOW LUCKY they are and i hope he gets someone who actually like him, and not for the money!

    EmilykateeBUG-horselover
    Posted: 4 years ago,
  47. I LOVE RYAN ALLEN SHECKLER :D :D :D :D :D :P :p

    EmilykateeBUG-horselover
    Posted: 4 years ago,
  48. :D

    EmilykateeBUG-horselover
    Posted: 4 years ago,
  49. Why don't all of you shut the heck up Unless you know him! Ryan sheckler is an amazing person who is really sweet! He takes time to meet fans and he's a killer skateboarder so unless you fucktards know him like I do then back the fuck off! Because I

    Demi
    Posted: 3 years ago,
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