Are you Ryan's Ideal Girlfriend?
Posted By alex in Girl | Wednesday, January 23, 2008 Skip To The Comments (45)
So, it's obvious you girls love you some Sheckler; however, if you're "relationship" is ever going to progress beyond fantasy daydreaming and obsessive blogging slash commenting, you probably need some reciprocity. Start by checking out Seventeen Magazine's February issue wherein Ryan talks about his ideal girl...
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45 Comments to: Are you Ryan's Ideal Girlfriend?
Ha ha ..umm I'm the 1st person to sign this but I have something to say...
Posted: 2 years ago
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umm dude ur cute n all n yea thats how sum of my friends are but likk my friends n other ppl that kno me kno that nothin puts me down i always have a smile on my face so yea!!!
Posted: 2 years ago
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man, what a douche.
that sheckler kid is a poser that happens to have skills.
skateboarding does not make you a skateboarder, just like riding a harley does not make you a biker.
ryan, you are and always will be a total tool, and will never be a real skateboarder...
just a whore for mtv, 17, or whoever else feels like using you for profit that week.
may your fame be short lived.
Posted: 2 years ago
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yeah whatever you say kid. Ryan Sheckler is the coolest person in the world so you bette shut up. Okay so I don't acctually know him and know THIS but he seems cool. And Ryan; you should totally make me your girlfriend. I'm on the varsity golf team at my school! :)
Posted: 2 years ago
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yeahh well i dont really know all about ryan but he sure is cute!!! it would b nice to meet him. im trying to learn how to skateboard but need to practice more......i like skateboarders!!!! =] id like to have someone teach me how to but i only know a couple of people but one of them is my x and i dont really talk to him.... but ill hopefully find some1 who can teach me some tricks!!!!
Posted: 2 years ago
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Ryan Sheckler is officially the worst thing in skateboarding. Make your money and get out. Every other professional in the world could give a crap, skills or not. You've been groomed to make money for lots of people. May you roll your ankles every day and lose you teeth in short time. Asshat.
Posted: 2 years ago
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hurry up and boot sheckler off etnies, malto's the future and is better than ryan in every way (except for acting like a jock and crying at skateparks)
sheckler, you're a joke, i hope you one day look at yourself in the mirror and realize that.
Posted: 2 years ago
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fuck your a wanker go home and cry
Posted: 2 years ago
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i hope your next girls friend reveals herslef to be a guy
and shap your dumb for wanting shecklar, he is obviously the biggest jock and a half. he must be removed from society
Posted: 2 years ago
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sheckler is the biggest fucking tool, i mean come on, who the fuck gets there name tatooed on there back. go fucking die sheckler.
Posted: 2 years ago
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what a douchbag. look what skating has become...
Posted: 2 years ago
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i cant believe this dork is on a team with dudes...dill, arto. christ...what the fuck is going onnn
Posted: 2 years ago
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sheckler should do a 10deep ad.
Posted: 2 years ago
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Like Ryan Sheckles is sooooo cute. Look at his tan and his hair cut hes just soo perfect for me. Hes just the skaterboy of my life. OMG I would kill to have this boy.
Posted: 2 years ago
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these comments make me laugh
Posted: 2 years ago
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this kid is such a clown, a fucking corporate robot. Suck it you tit.
Posted: 2 years ago
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all u guys suck sheckler's kool
Posted: 2 years ago
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dude i could be all that i also like to skate board a im also flexible and i goof of a lot to and i dont sit around i love you soo much bye
Posted: 2 years ago
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hi ryan you are the coolest persone i have ever met and insted of dating vanessa you could date me all the boys in my school arent as hot as you so if your free well so am i and im every thing you whant be to be
Posted: 2 years ago
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this guy totally sucks. everyone hates him and he should jump off a 15 story building.
thanks
Posted: 2 years ago
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ok guys ang girl i realy dont think ryan sux but of course i woud say that im a girl who thinks hes hot but honestly i dont think he is a sellout because apperently he wants to skate and just be normal ok as 4 him not being a good skater that is untrue i no a lot about skating even is i cant do a kickflip 2 save my life i still respect the sport i dont care that much on wat u have to say and i dont think your jelouse its just the way u feel but me i like ryan so say somthing about that
Posted: 2 years ago
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think about it mostly only guys are hating on ryan and the girls love him 2 death mostly cause he hot and that probibly goes 4 the guys 2 just stop hateing him ok
Posted: 2 years ago
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fuck sheck !
Posted: 2 years ago
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I want to have his babies.
Posted: 2 years ago
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w.e this is kinda gayy.. but hes a sickk skater so it makes up forr ittt
heyy i wouldnt mind if i had every girl wantingg me.. hes got both.. being a legittttt skater and every girl wants him. not badd
Posted: 2 years ago
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omg ryan sheckles is soooooo delicious. i want his dik to be in me now!!! ryan, if you get this i want to tell you that im a desperate sex-monger and i would do anything to be with you. omg the very thought of you is making me horny. i live near the forest so we can make a cool porno together out in the wild. it should be called "backdoor sheckles." omg that would be the best ever!!!
Posted: 2 years ago
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Dear Ryan,
My son adores you. He has posters of you all around his room. He's such a faggot. Would there be anyway for you to be able to fondle his small D or just call him your slut?
Mrs. Holmberg
Posted: 2 years ago
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Noooo! Stay away from my MAN, Jon. I'm his real slut, omg, I just got a tattoo on my dik that states "Ryan Sheckles' tool." Yummm, the thought of Ryan Sheckles made me so hungry I want to drain his ammunition. Please, Ryan, I would do anything to earn your big yummy cock.
Posted: 2 years ago
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Guys Guys, Please stop fighting. Everyone already knows that I am the man for Ryan. I just wish he could pork me in the butt one day, I'd be ready for it too. Jon Holmberg already knows this because he was the one who gave me some practice last night.
Posted: 2 years ago
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Hmmmm Hmmm You know how to be a real naughty boy Wyatt. ;)
Posted: 2 years ago
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Posting under a false name and or using vulgar/rude language will get you banned from the etnies website.
Posted: 2 years ago
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wtf man this shit is gay and perverted
Posted: 2 years ago
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Sad thing is that you guys seem to think skateboarding is a "lifestyle", but it's really just an activity, a sport, with an industry and a product around it.
Anyone who rides as good as Sheckler is a "real skateboarder", how the hell can't he be? The kid has been riding since he was a little kid. He'll still be winning contests long after you've moved on to weed and souping up your Honda.
It's too bad all you thugged-out idiots are too busy bailing switch heels down that 3-stair to see that this is good for the skateboarding business!
Posted: 2 years ago
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Here's a "stat" for you....
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck this guy. What an embarrassment to skateboarding. Dude belongs on a Hillfiger ad.
My only consolation is that most of the chicks that dig him clearly have shit for brains and juicy fruit butts.
Posted: 2 years ago
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OMG...I think I am his perfect girlfriend! Oh wait, i KNOW that I'm his perfect girlfriend! I just wish he knew it!
Posted: 2 years ago
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Fuck Ryan Sheckler
Posted: 2 years ago
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Sheckler sucks! Just check this poll:
most hated 'MTV skater'
Ryan Sheckler 61% (615)
Bam Margera 29% (296)
Rob Dyrdek 10% (97)
source: http://www.xtreme-net.org/polls/118
Posted: 2 years ago
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hahaha clearly, clearly all the girls that are upping him on this comments board have shit for brains. sure he's a gnarly skateboarder, but he was a fucking square before he got a tv show, and now he is possibly the biggest vagina on TV.
i mean, getting your own tv show fucks with your life for sure. you become inhuman in front of a camera.
i hate to say it, but i predict sheckler is gonna fuck up somehow and get all his sponsors to drop him. everyone gets some bad publicity, but he's walking on the tight rope of present-day fame. a vase that can be shattered just as fast as it was thrown
Posted: 2 years ago
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Ryan for get all these BITHES cuz I stell LOVE YOU!
Posted: 2 years ago
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Ryan like I said am learning to skate and would love to meet you & for get you BITCHES!!!!!!!!
Posted: 2 years ago
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Uh, Ryan is like the best skateborder in the world. He is also the sessiest. Im in love with him
Posted: 2 years ago
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I luv ryan to see his muscles gooood
Posted: 2 years ago
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hey i am a girl & ryan i can see hella gurl luv u & guys hate on u but u should skate be cuz its the best sport ever u hav skill but u don't want 2 be the best u jus want the money there are hella skaters dat would luv 2 hav the natural skill u hav dont be a sale out im a girl & i skate and i would do almost anything to be as good as a pro u should rreally check ur self & get back in touch wit the fans like the other pro's do idk if ur even going to read dis but good luck
Posted: 1 year ago
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poop is good
Posted: 9 months ago
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what year was this published in?
Posted: 6 months ago
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