Are you Ryan's Ideal Girlfriend?
by: Alex | Wednesday, January 23, 2008 | 42 comments
So, it's obvious you girls love you some Sheckler; however, if you're "relationship" is ever going to progress beyond fantasy daydreaming and obsessive blogging slash commenting, you probably need some reciprocity. Start by checking out Seventeen Magazine's February issue wherein Ryan talks about his ideal girl...
[leanne][!]
Jan 23, 2008Ha ha ..umm I'm the 1st person to sign this but I have something to say...
mariah
Jan 23, 2008umm dude ur cute n all n yea thats how sum of my friends are but likk my friends n other ppl that kno me kno that nothin puts me down i always have a smile on my face so yea!!!
mntrs
Jan 24, 2008man, what a douche.
that sheckler kid is a poser that happens to have skills.
skateboarding does not make you a skateboarder, just like riding a harley does not make you a biker.
ryan, you are and always will be a total tool, and will never be a real skateboarder...
just a whore for mtv, 17, or whoever else feels like using you for profit that week.
may your fame be short lived.
Shap
Jan 24, 2008yeah whatever you say kid. Ryan Sheckler is the coolest person in the world so you bette shut up. Okay so I don't acctually know him and know THIS but he seems cool. And Ryan; you should totally make me your girlfriend. I'm on the varsity golf team at my school! :)
caitlyn
Jan 24, 2008yeahh well i dont really know all about ryan but he sure is cute!!! it would b nice to meet him. im trying to learn how to skateboard but need to practice more......i like skateboarders!!!! =] id like to have someone teach me how to but i only know a couple of people but one of them is my x and i dont really talk to him.... but ill hopefully find some1 who can teach me some tricks!!!!
Tommy Scheckler
Jan 25, 2008Ryan Sheckler is officially the worst thing in skateboarding. Make your money and get out. Every other professional in the world could give a crap, skills or not. You've been groomed to make money for lots of people. May you roll your ankles every day and lose you teeth in short time. Asshat.
cryan shecklar
Jan 25, 2008hurry up and boot sheckler off etnies, malto's the future and is better than ryan in every way (except for acting like a jock and crying at skateparks)
sheckler, you're a joke, i hope you one day look at yourself in the mirror and realize that.
anti shecklar
Jan 26, 2008fuck your a wanker go home and cry
qwerty
Jan 26, 2008i hope your next girls friend reveals herslef to be a guy
and shap your dumb for wanting shecklar, he is obviously the biggest jock and a half. he must be removed from society
cool girlfreind
Jan 26, 2008sheckler is the biggest fucking tool, i mean come on, who the fuck gets there name tatooed on there back. go fucking die sheckler.
:(
Jan 27, 2008what a douchbag. look what skating has become...
whatthef
Jan 27, 2008i cant believe this dork is on a team with dudes...dill, arto. christ...what the fuck is going onnn
jammy
Jan 27, 2008sheckler should do a 10deep ad.
Collin Crotta
Jan 30, 2008Like Ryan Sheckles is sooooo cute. Look at his tan and his hair cut hes just soo perfect for me. Hes just the skaterboy of my life. OMG I would kill to have this boy.
jerk
Jan 31, 2008these comments make me laugh
shecklers a CUNT
Jan 31, 2008this kid is such a clown, a fucking corporate robot. Suck it you tit.
kristine
Feb 1, 2008all u guys suck sheckler's kool
judith
Feb 1, 2008dude i could be all that i also like to skate board a im also flexible and i goof of a lot to and i dont sit around i love you soo much bye
thalia
Feb 1, 2008hi ryan you are the coolest persone i have ever met and insted of dating vanessa you could date me all the boys in my school arent as hot as you so if your free well so am i and im every thing you whant be to be
hank
Feb 3, 2008this guy totally sucks. everyone hates him and he should jump off a 15 story building.
thanks
nikkiuwant
Feb 3, 2008ok guys ang girl i realy dont think ryan sux but of course i woud say that im a girl who thinks hes hot but honestly i dont think he is a sellout because apperently he wants to skate and just be normal ok as 4 him not being a good skater that is untrue i no a lot about skating even is i cant do a kickflip 2 save my life i still respect the sport i dont care that much on wat u have to say and i dont think your jelouse its just the way u feel but me i like ryan so say somthing about that
nikkiuwant
Feb 3, 2008think about it mostly only guys are hating on ryan and the girls love him 2 death mostly cause he hot and that probibly goes 4 the guys 2 just stop hateing him ok
ludwig
Feb 4, 2008fuck sheck !
Jon Holmberg
Feb 4, 2008I want to have his babies.
john kelly
Feb 7, 2008w.e this is kinda gayy.. but hes a sickk skater so it makes up forr ittt
heyy i wouldnt mind if i had every girl wantingg me.. hes got both.. being a legittttt skater and every girl wants him. not badd
Jack Bannon
Feb 10, 2008omg ryan sheckles is soooooo delicious. i want his dik to be in me now!!! ryan, if you get this i want to tell you that im a desperate sex-monger and i would do anything to be with you. omg the very thought of you is making me horny. i live near the forest so we can make a cool porno together out in the wild. it should be called "backdoor sheckles." omg that would be the best ever!!!
Pam Holmberg
Feb 10, 2008Dear Ryan,
My son adores you. He has posters of you all around his room. He's such a faggot. Would there be anyway for you to be able to fondle his small D or just call him your slut?
Mrs. Holmberg
Jack Bannon
Feb 10, 2008Noooo! Stay away from my MAN, Jon. I'm his real slut, omg, I just got a tattoo on my dik that states "Ryan Sheckles' tool." Yummm, the thought of Ryan Sheckles made me so hungry I want to drain his ammunition. Please, Ryan, I would do anything to earn your big yummy cock.
Wyatt Hershon
Feb 10, 2008Guys Guys, Please stop fighting. Everyone already knows that I am the man for Ryan. I just wish he could pork me in the butt one day, I'd be ready for it too. Jon Holmberg already knows this because he was the one who gave me some practice last night.
Jon Holmberg
Feb 10, 2008Hmmmm Hmmm You know how to be a real naughty boy Wyatt. ;)
Administrator
Feb 10, 2008Posting under a false name and or using vulgar/rude language will get you banned from the etnies website.
MCJROTC 1st Lt. Cofer
Feb 12, 2008wtf man this shit is gay and perverted
Sassy
Feb 13, 2008Sad thing is that you guys seem to think skateboarding is a "lifestyle", but it's really just an activity, a sport, with an industry and a product around it.
Anyone who rides as good as Sheckler is a "real skateboarder", how the hell can't he be? The kid has been riding since he was a little kid. He'll still be winning contests long after you've moved on to weed and souping up your Honda.
It's too bad all you thugged-out idiots are too busy bailing switch heels down that 3-stair to see that this is good for the skateboarding business!
Neil
Feb 18, 2008Here's a "stat" for you....
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck this guy. What an embarrassment to skateboarding. Dude belongs on a Hillfiger ad.
My only consolation is that most of the chicks that dig him clearly have shit for brains and juicy fruit butts.
Aileen
Mar 2, 2008OMG...I think I am his perfect girlfriend! Oh wait, i KNOW that I'm his perfect girlfriend! I just wish he knew it!
Cameron Smith
Mar 6, 2008Fuck Ryan Sheckler
name
Mar 7, 2008Sheckler sucks! Just check this poll:
most hated 'MTV skater'
Ryan Sheckler 61% (615)
Bam Margera 29% (296)
Rob Dyrdek 10% (97)
source: http://www.xtreme-net.org/polls/118
JESSE
Mar 12, 2008hahaha clearly, clearly all the girls that are upping him on this comments board have shit for brains. sure he's a gnarly skateboarder, but he was a fucking square before he got a tv show, and now he is possibly the biggest vagina on TV.
i mean, getting your own tv show fucks with your life for sure. you become inhuman in front of a camera.
i hate to say it, but i predict sheckler is gonna fuck up somehow and get all his sponsors to drop him. everyone gets some bad publicity, but he's walking on the tight rope of present-day fame. a vase that can be shattered just as fast as it was thrown
AM THE BEST
Mar 17, 2008Ryan for get all these BITHES cuz I stell LOVE YOU!
AM THE BEST
Mar 17, 2008Ryan like I said am learning to skate and would love to meet you & for get you BITCHES!!!!!!!!
hmm, <3
Mar 22, 2008Uh, Ryan is like the best skateborder in the world. He is also the sessiest. Im in love with him
grrl
Mar 22, 2008I luv ryan to see his muscles gooood