etnies

So etnies was in Hawaii last week shooting some surf catalogs, when all of a sudden Elissa Steamer and her friend Lyndsey (formerly of Thrasher magazine) randomly show up at the resort. turns out Elissa still had a free trip to anywhere in the world waiting to be used from a Vans contest she won back in 2003. Must be nice, right?

So whatevs... we all chilled. Dinner and dessert followed by a few mellow hours in the hotel lounge. Only a few moments in, a surfer bro known as "Dozer" started makin' some moves on the ladies. Perhaps his game wasn't on point, perhaps he'd had one too many, perhaps this is some new technique I've yet to learn, but it wasn't long before his ass was all up in Elissa's face and stuff got weird. Needless to say, honestly, mooning is never not funny.