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Mar 16 2006 / Thursday
We found this guy being “escorted” out the San Diego Supercross while rockin' etnies.
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John Heaton bloodied someone up again.
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
I swear, it was just the tip and she told me she was 18! I'm innocent!
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
Normally considered a philanthropic recluse, etnies CEO/owner Pierre André Senizergues is being escorted out of a San Diego Costco after he and several friends illegally spent the night locked inside; skating everything, (include a very large stack of frozen lasagna.)
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
no words necessary...just cue up the "Cops" show theme song
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"Oh well, at least while I'm locked up I'll have time to grow a bitchin' mullet."
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"...but, but, but Lance Ito is my godfather, Mark Furman is my dad, and I'm married to Marcia Clark."
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
shaun emery arrested for telling the cops to eat his etnies. man
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
hey when did Sully from third watch become a real life cop
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"dude, I gotta piss, will you hold my wiener?"
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
Hey blog guy, take down my picture, asshole!
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
...ryan sheckler in 10 years
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
coke heads are harder to catch, i go for the easy, the bikers.
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"damn...the things i'm willin' to do for etnies."
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"...but, we're gonna stop for doughnuts first...right?
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"you're coming home with me handsome."
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"Thank god i'm not black, at least i won't get a kicking as no doubt i'd be resisting arrest if i was!"
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
he makes etnies look bad lol
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
WERE GONNA MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!!
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"Man am i glad i didn't wear my Osiris shirt,otherwise they'd be expecting me to drop the soap in the shower!"
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"wooohoo let's have some fun!" he said.
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
etnies dude: "They wont know im handcuffed with this sweater"
Po: I'z gotta shneeze, huh...huh.
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
San Diego cop: "All right, loser... put down the camera, eat your effin' nachos and get back to your seat!"
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"but, i'm on assignment and i work for the etnies marketing department... dude, i have free tickets, i swear... they're in my back pocket!"
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
Rockin' Etnies, yes.
Rockin' Etnies on rock, no.
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"Isn't this a free country. If I deciced to pull down my pants and show people my man googleies then I think I should be able to this is AMERICA, my goodness."
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
i'm not fat. i'm just big boned!
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
Hey whats wrong with jacking of in public?!
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
Im out like a midget in a slam dunk contest!
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
I was going to come back and pay for it.
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"I'm sick of all you etnies punks causing trouble...and I don't care if you DO know Chad Reed!"
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
Dude: "hah at least they won't know I just stole a pair of Etnies and this phat shirt!"
Po: "Hey man I heard that!"
Dude: "Oh Shit!"
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
dude: "damn it, this is a free country and since is free im allowed to take a piss in public!!!"
cop: "it is a free country but you cant do it without me"
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
awwww shit....well at least i got some sick footage of the nose blunt on the burning cop car........and i have a raaaaaaad etnies shirt!!!!!!
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
DONUT THEIF APPREHENDED!!!
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
fuck all you mother fuckers fuck off
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"I didn't do anything. Man, this is nuts...got me cuffed like a criminal, and now I'm gettin' photographed by this putz."
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"hey dudes, lay off! i'm not a terrorist! that bomb you heard going off in the restroom was just my diarrhea."
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
Officer..."We Got Here As Fast As We Could"
Guy "oh really, was the quickie mart having a sale on donuts?"
Officer "Yes...I mean...Uhhhh....Your Under Arresst"
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
Piggy: Damn, these gangbangers are stooopid. This is the third homey I picked up today with their gang name tattooed on their shirt.
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
Guy: Damn im fucked now
Cop:Alright I just got my ticket count up
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"dude I swear I wasn't going to steal that dirtbike I was just going to borrow it"
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
Cop: So, Why Did You Do It Boy?
Guy: You mean why did i take your donut? BECUASE UR FAT AS IT IS!
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
"I was just trying to support Etnies."
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
I swear Jack Mehoff is my real name.
It is'nt my fault people would rather screw a sheep than a pig.
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
Cop:This guy is way more important than the bankerobber I just saw run past. I mean he skates for cryin out loud. Etnies is such a good skate brand I mean I even recognize it.
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
heh heh, i swear i bought this shirt, yer just coz i made it doesnt mean any thing... dammit
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
i swear its panadol... no wait asprin! yer... asprin...
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
if u let me go ill give u chocolate...
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
i didnt no bacon could "escort ppl out of buildings... I EAT BACON FOR BREAkFAST
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
etnies dude: wats the matter bacon bits? wake up on the wrong side of your mother this moring??
bacon: why you little...**how the hell did he know**
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
your mum is sexy
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
cop thinking :reward: mmmmhhm donuts
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
Dude I guess we partied way to hard tonight!
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
(in the oinker's head) Whoa that camera man is sexy... I wonder if he's gay like my fat faggot ass?
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
(in the etnies guy's head) Great monkey balls... this pig smells like stale vagina and burnt hair
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
(etnies guy to the cop) um sir... you might wanna wipe off that nut hanging from the side of your mouth...
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
(piggy to the etnies guy)Ill let you off if i can suck your cock...
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
what do you mean you cant stick it in sheckler's ass at these events... thats ridiculous... you know he wanted it
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
piggy: Jesus titty fucking Christ... what do you think... that you can just skate anywhere... beat it before i beat you off
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
i just wanted to meet sheckler
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
dude: "I swear I only wanted to meet some pros....I wasn't going to harm no body.....but hey that camera man is ok, too.... I wonder if he's gay...."
Posted: 7 years ago, Link
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