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Posted By etnies in Skate, Surf, Snow, BMX, Skip To The Comments (61)
Mar 16 2006 / Thursday
We found this guy being “escorted” out the San Diego Supercross while rockin' etnies.
Top 3 funny captions win a pair of etnies!
John Heaton bloodied someone up again.
I swear, it was just the tip and she told me she was 18! I'm innocent!
Normally considered a philanthropic recluse, etnies CEO/owner Pierre André Senizergues is being escorted out of a San Diego Costco after he and several friends illegally spent the night locked inside; skating everything, (include a very large stack of frozen lasagna.)
no words necessary...just cue up the "Cops" show theme song
"Oh well, at least while I'm locked up I'll have time to grow a bitchin' mullet."
"...but, but, but Lance Ito is my godfather, Mark Furman is my dad, and I'm married to Marcia Clark."
shaun emery arrested for telling the cops to eat his etnies. man
hey when did Sully from third watch become a real life cop
"dude, I gotta piss, will you hold my wiener?"
Hey blog guy, take down my picture, asshole!
...ryan sheckler in 10 years
coke heads are harder to catch, i go for the easy, the bikers.
"damn...the things i'm willin' to do for etnies."
"...but, we're gonna stop for doughnuts first...right?
"you're coming home with me handsome."
"Thank god i'm not black, at least i won't get a kicking as no doubt i'd be resisting arrest if i was!"
he makes etnies look bad lol
WERE GONNA MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!!
"Man am i glad i didn't wear my Osiris shirt,otherwise they'd be expecting me to drop the soap in the shower!"
"wooohoo let's have some fun!" he said.
etnies dude: "They wont know im handcuffed with this sweater"
Po: I'z gotta shneeze, huh...huh.
San Diego cop: "All right, loser... put down the camera, eat your effin' nachos and get back to your seat!"
"but, i'm on assignment and i work for the etnies marketing department... dude, i have free tickets, i swear... they're in my back pocket!"
Rockin' Etnies, yes.
Rockin' Etnies on rock, no.
"Isn't this a free country. If I deciced to pull down my pants and show people my man googleies then I think I should be able to this is AMERICA, my goodness."
i'm not fat. i'm just big boned!
Hey whats wrong with jacking of in public?!
Im out like a midget in a slam dunk contest!
I was going to come back and pay for it.
"I'm sick of all you etnies punks causing trouble...and I don't care if you DO know Chad Reed!"
Dude: "hah at least they won't know I just stole a pair of Etnies and this phat shirt!"
Po: "Hey man I heard that!"
Dude: "Oh Shit!"
dude: "damn it, this is a free country and since is free im allowed to take a piss in public!!!"
cop: "it is a free country but you cant do it without me"
awwww shit....well at least i got some sick footage of the nose blunt on the burning cop car........and i have a raaaaaaad etnies shirt!!!!!!
DONUT THEIF APPREHENDED!!!
fuck all you mother fuckers fuck off
"I didn't do anything. Man, this is nuts...got me cuffed like a criminal, and now I'm gettin' photographed by this putz."
"hey dudes, lay off! i'm not a terrorist! that bomb you heard going off in the restroom was just my diarrhea."
Officer..."We Got Here As Fast As We Could"
Guy "oh really, was the quickie mart having a sale on donuts?"
Officer "Yes...I mean...Uhhhh....Your Under Arresst"
Piggy: Damn, these gangbangers are stooopid. This is the third homey I picked up today with their gang name tattooed on their shirt.
Guy: Damn im fucked now
Cop:Alright I just got my ticket count up
"dude I swear I wasn't going to steal that dirtbike I was just going to borrow it"
Cop: So, Why Did You Do It Boy?
Guy: You mean why did i take your donut? BECUASE UR FAT AS IT IS!
"I was just trying to support Etnies."
I swear Jack Mehoff is my real name.
It is'nt my fault people would rather screw a sheep than a pig.
Cop:This guy is way more important than the bankerobber I just saw run past. I mean he skates for cryin out loud. Etnies is such a good skate brand I mean I even recognize it.
heh heh, i swear i bought this shirt, yer just coz i made it doesnt mean any thing... dammit
i swear its panadol... no wait asprin! yer... asprin...
if u let me go ill give u chocolate...
i didnt no bacon could "escort ppl out of buildings... I EAT BACON FOR BREAkFAST
etnies dude: wats the matter bacon bits? wake up on the wrong side of your mother this moring??
bacon: why you little...**how the hell did he know**
your mum is sexy
cop thinking :reward: mmmmhhm donuts
Dude I guess we partied way to hard tonight!
(in the oinker's head) Whoa that camera man is sexy... I wonder if he's gay like my fat faggot ass?
(in the etnies guy's head) Great monkey balls... this pig smells like stale vagina and burnt hair
(etnies guy to the cop) um sir... you might wanna wipe off that nut hanging from the side of your mouth...
(piggy to the etnies guy)Ill let you off if i can suck your cock...
what do you mean you cant stick it in sheckler's ass at these events... thats ridiculous... you know he wanted it
piggy: Jesus titty fucking Christ... what do you think... that you can just skate anywhere... beat it before i beat you off
i just wanted to meet sheckler
dude: "I swear I only wanted to meet some pros....I wasn't going to harm no body.....but hey that camera man is ok, too.... I wonder if he's gay...."