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Mar 16 2006 / Thursday

We found this guy being “escorted” out the San Diego Supercross while rockin' etnies.

Top 3 funny captions win a pair of etnies!


61 Comments Caption This

  1. John Heaton bloodied someone up again.

    jason
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  2. I swear, it was just the tip and she told me she was 18! I'm innocent!

    joe
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  3. Normally considered a philanthropic recluse, etnies CEO/owner Pierre André Senizergues is being escorted out of a San Diego Costco after he and several friends illegally spent the night locked inside; skating everything, (include a very large stack of frozen lasagna.)

    aj
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  4. no words necessary...just cue up the "Cops" show theme song

    casey
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  5. "Oh well, at least while I'm locked up I'll have time to grow a bitchin' mullet."

    Sneaker Pimp
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  6. "...but, but, but Lance Ito is my godfather, Mark Furman is my dad, and I'm married to Marcia Clark."

    Jef Downz
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  7. shaun emery arrested for telling the cops to eat his etnies. man

    Tom Prombo
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  8. hey when did Sully from third watch become a real life cop

    Tom
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  9. "dude, I gotta piss, will you hold my wiener?"

    turd
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  10. Hey blog guy, take down my picture, asshole!

    it's me
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  11. ...ryan sheckler in 10 years

    Cuz
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  12. coke heads are harder to catch, i go for the easy, the bikers.

    Beatrice
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  13. "damn...the things i'm willin' to do for etnies."

    crazy eddie
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  14. "...but, we're gonna stop for doughnuts first...right?

    an etnies bro
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  15. "you're coming home with me handsome."

    alex
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  16. "Thank god i'm not black, at least i won't get a kicking as no doubt i'd be resisting arrest if i was!"

    chris
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  17. he makes etnies look bad lol

    mackenize
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  18. WERE GONNA MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!!!

    BORNDIRTY
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  19. "Man am i glad i didn't wear my Osiris shirt,otherwise they'd be expecting me to drop the soap in the shower!"

    pigeon
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  20. "wooohoo let's have some fun!" he said.

    Francisco Lima
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  21. etnies dude: "They wont know im handcuffed with this sweater"
    Po: I'z gotta shneeze, huh...huh.

    Mike Whipple
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  22. San Diego cop: "All right, loser... put down the camera, eat your effin' nachos and get back to your seat!"

    fakie
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  23. "but, i'm on assignment and i work for the etnies marketing department... dude, i have free tickets, i swear... they're in my back pocket!"

    sk8
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  24. Rockin' Etnies, yes.

    Rockin' Etnies on rock, no.

    Bill
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  25. "Isn't this a free country. If I deciced to pull down my pants and show people my man googleies then I think I should be able to this is AMERICA, my goodness."

    Kristina
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  26. i'm not fat. i'm just big boned!

    Hopper
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  27. Hey whats wrong with jacking of in public?!

    Gerardo
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  28. Im out like a midget in a slam dunk contest!

    Jason C
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  29. I was going to come back and pay for it.

    Jason C
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  30. "I'm sick of all you etnies punks causing trouble...and I don't care if you DO know Chad Reed!"

    nosegrind
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  31. Dude: "hah at least they won't know I just stole a pair of Etnies and this phat shirt!"
    Po: "Hey man I heard that!"
    Dude: "Oh Shit!"

    stephanie p
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  32. dude: "damn it, this is a free country and since is free im allowed to take a piss in public!!!"

    cop: "it is a free country but you cant do it without me"

    o-rod
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  33. awwww shit....well at least i got some sick footage of the nose blunt on the burning cop car........and i have a raaaaaaad etnies shirt!!!!!!

    Jared
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  34. DONUT THEIF APPREHENDED!!!

    Kevin
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  35. fuck all you mother fuckers fuck off

    danny
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  36. "I didn't do anything. Man, this is nuts...got me cuffed like a criminal, and now I'm gettin' photographed by this putz."

    Smitty
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  37. "hey dudes, lay off! i'm not a terrorist! that bomb you heard going off in the restroom was just my diarrhea."

    feebs
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  38. Officer..."We Got Here As Fast As We Could"
    Guy "oh really, was the quickie mart having a sale on donuts?"
    Officer "Yes...I mean...Uhhhh....Your Under Arresst"

    Nick
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  39. Piggy: Damn, these gangbangers are stooopid. This is the third homey I picked up today with their gang name tattooed on their shirt.

    Green Eggs
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  40. Guy: Damn im fucked now

    Cop:Alright I just got my ticket count up

    Rodny
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  41. "dude I swear I wasn't going to steal that dirtbike I was just going to borrow it"

    ghostrider
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  42. Cop: So, Why Did You Do It Boy?

    Guy: You mean why did i take your donut? BECUASE UR FAT AS IT IS!

    Nikki
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  43. "I was just trying to support Etnies."

    guest.
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  44. I swear Jack Mehoff is my real name.
    It is'nt my fault people would rather screw a sheep than a pig.

    Colin
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  45. Cop:This guy is way more important than the bankerobber I just saw run past. I mean he skates for cryin out loud. Etnies is such a good skate brand I mean I even recognize it.

    Andrew
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  46. heh heh, i swear i bought this shirt, yer just coz i made it doesnt mean any thing... dammit

    alex
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  47. i swear its panadol... no wait asprin! yer... asprin...

    alex
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  48. if u let me go ill give u chocolate...

    alex
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  49. i didnt no bacon could "escort ppl out of buildings... I EAT BACON FOR BREAkFAST

    JOEYRIZZUTO
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  50. etnies dude: wats the matter bacon bits? wake up on the wrong side of your mother this moring??

    bacon: why you little...**how the hell did he know**

    JOEYRIZZUTO
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  51. your mum is sexy

    sheckler
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  52. cop thinking :reward: mmmmhhm donuts

    Abner
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  53. Dude I guess we partied way to hard tonight!

    William Mullins
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  54. (in the oinker's head) Whoa that camera man is sexy... I wonder if he's gay like my fat faggot ass?

    Augusta
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  55. (in the etnies guy's head) Great monkey balls... this pig smells like stale vagina and burnt hair

    Augusta
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  56. (etnies guy to the cop) um sir... you might wanna wipe off that nut hanging from the side of your mouth...

    Augusta
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  57. (piggy to the etnies guy)Ill let you off if i can suck your cock...

    Augusta
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  58. what do you mean you cant stick it in sheckler's ass at these events... thats ridiculous... you know he wanted it

    Augusta
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  59. piggy: Jesus titty fucking Christ... what do you think... that you can just skate anywhere... beat it before i beat you off

    Augusta
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  60. i just wanted to meet sheckler

    Justin L.
    Posted: 8 years ago,
  61. dude: "I swear I only wanted to meet some pros....I wasn't going to harm no body.....but hey that camera man is ok, too.... I wonder if he's gay...."

    stephanie p
    Posted: 8 years ago,

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