Who takes the stairs anymore?
Thrasher: What’s a guilty pleasure you have?
Ritchie: None. Jah forbids the batty business, God forbids wanking, and L Ron Hubbard forbids rational thought, so none of the current skateboarding-related religions allow for any room to move. I guess my guilty pleasure is probably being a skateboarder who doesn’t subscribe to any religious bullshit. That’s rare these days. Now shut my mouth before I get all Mike V on this shit.