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Go Riding!

Jul 12 2005 / Tuesday

Although it’s kinda funny in a pathetic sorta way, this should be a lesson to everyone. This guy rode BMX back in the day but had to quit because he dropped out of school to get a job because he impregnated his junior high school science lab partner. Now he’s 33 years old working at Dairy Queen and living with his mom, five children, three-legged blind dog named Skippy, and overweight wife. Now when he sees a bike painted on the ground he pretends like he’s riding trails. Don’t let this happen to you…go ride BMX!

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