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So I got to go back to the motherland of NJ for the holiday, but, since I am always thinking about fine ways to entertain you loyal etnies.com visitors, I snapped a few photos while I was on the run. Sometimes I love how absurd life is.

Fur woman attacks!

Fur Lady: Ok this chick, maybe she was like 55 or 60, was boarding the plane in Orange County. Yes, thats California. It was like 70 something degrees out and she had a full-length fur coat on while boarding the plane and white fur boots laced over her shoulders. FREAK!

Butt Depot: I dunno, this just seems funny.

As if "Gilbert" isn't a bad enough name.

Dr. Poon: When I saw my first Dr. Poon office here in Lake Forest, I was amazed. She is a chiropractor. Little did I know NJ had another Dr. Poon. So much poon, so little time!